"Oh my god, we made it...AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

 "I can't take it, let me out of here..." 

 "No, I went first in this room...No, you're next...No, you're next...1,2,3...GO!" 

"Holy crap, you scared the crap out of me..." 

 "That rat is alive...  Kill it, kill it...  Please put it in a cage or something..."

 "Wow...  This one is good..." 

"AHHH.."  (pitter patter of feet through the bug room)  "AHHH.."

 "I don't want to be in front..."

 "Dad...  That got you..."

 "AGHH,  that's really gross...  Are they real.?."

 "Oh god, you're gonna give me a heart attack..." 

 "Grandma...  That's my neck..." 

 "Oh god, are we almost to the end..."  

 "I like this one already...  It's a hell of a lot better..."

 "This is the best one I've ever been to..."

 "Santa...  I want a pony...AGGGGGHHHHHHH..."

 "Please don't be real...  Please don't be real..."

 "I love it...  I love it...  I love it..."  

 "Mom pulled me so hard I slammed into a wall..."

 "There's Santa Claus...  He's the one that done it..."

 "Hello wall...  I don't remember that one..."  

 "Hey, this looks like our house..."

 "He scared me alot...  I gotta go pee..."

 "Honey, are you crying?.."

 "I heard this was the second most haunted place in Texas..."

 "Who put this on for you? I've been to a lot of haunted houses...  This is probably the best haunt I've ever been to...  Great job..."  

 "The tree was breathing...  The tree was breathing..."

 "I hate Santa Claus now...  Easter's my favorite holiday...  I hate Santa..."

 "Why do you keep scaring the lady...  Didn't your momma teach you any manners..." 

"Aghhhh...  I hate cock roaches...  Look at all the cock roaches..."

 "F'in go mom...  Hurry up..."

 "Holy s*#t, that was awesome..."

 "Is that guy an albino?..."

 "Damn, this house is huge..."

 "It was scary, but fun..."

 "There weren't any machine guns..That's good..."

 "I have to puke...  Let me out, I have to puke...  (dry heeving in the cemetary)..."

 "I don't wanna go...  I know Santa is waiting for us..."

 "Oooo  It's real, this rat is real...  Get it away from me..."

 "That's a trick door...  It opened the other way..."

 "Hey scary guys...  I love y'all...  Be nice..."

 "If that Santa Claus is real, that's gonna be so awesome...AGHHHH..."

 "Great...  Now I hate Christmas too..."